February 2012
deansdickfreckles:
why do people refuse to turn lights on in scary movies
it’s right next to your hand
the power is fully functional
seriously just move over two feet and turn the fucking light on
then you can see the serial killer just sitting there and he’ll feel like an idiot and excuse himself quietly while apologizing
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I hate Firefox.
I’m using it right now because Google Chrome is down on my computer. =a= …Firefox used to be so fast, but now its almost as slow as Internet Explorer. » Eesh…
I have been in Sorrow’s kitchen and licked out all the pots. Then I have stood...
– Zora Neale Hurston (via funkchunk)
noelbackwardsisleon:
zebralungs:
notmusa:
what if your farts sounded like screams
That would not be good? I’d be laughing, but after a while or so I’d be like, “Okay make this stop now.”
So what if it was a really silent fart
will it sound like someone whispering
Oh lawd disturbing imagination and visual.
notmusa:
what if your farts sounded like screams
That would not be good? I’d be laughing, but after a while or so I’d be like, “Okay make this stop now.”
And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not...
– Friedrich Nietzsche (via whatanawesometumblr)
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littlexhummingbird started following you
Ever been so tired that so tired that so tired...
nilgger:
what
Words do not express thoughts very well. They always become a little different...
– Hesse, Siddartha (via ohkarolle)
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Pony Generator →
[I know this has been floating around before, but I just can’t seem to find the post. orz ]
This Pony appears before you in a puff of smoke:
A stoic, mistrustful pony who loves practicing magic and would do anything for a friend in need. This pony has a light purple coat, a crimson red mane, magenta eyes, and a moon and stars Cutie Mark.
[Yeah….this looks like a colored...
vexi11o1ogy asked: Do homework then! XD Don't let that thing tempt you